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Joke of the Day
"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."
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"I have controversial opinions and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks! (Refreshes eight times to see faves and retweets)"
"A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness."
"What do you a call tree sex? A treesome..."
"Divorce.... Is the fucking you get for the fucking you got!"
"Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order."
"What's the difference between a prostitute's vagina and r/Jokes? The vagina gets new, *original* content injected into it regularly."
"I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work"
"So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes... and the elephant says to the naked man. ""Its cute but can you really breathe through it?"""
"Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness? Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?"