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Joke of the Day
"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."
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"What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby"
"[at gym] *spends 45 minutes untangling headphones *drops phone, squats to pick it up Phew! Good workout! *leaves"
"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider."
"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."
"Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone... What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?"
"What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand? O Cristor Redundant"
"Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else."
"What's Canada's spy agency? The CI, eh?"