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"How do you annoy a Reddittor? Repost"
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"I'd date me. But mainly because I put out."
"Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in ""The Plunger Games""."
"Like a princess A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says ""I'm going to treat you like a princess"". So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall."
"It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world where you could afford two kids and a house with just one job."
"It doesn't matter whether you're a bad parent or a bad drug dealer... Because at the end of the day a kid gets smacked."
"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."
"How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions? ...a crime fighter"
"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"