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Joke of the Day
"I think my wife is dead I mean, the sex is no different, but the dishes keep piling up"
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"What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns? Go for the juggler."
"Ask a man if he's critiquing your work... Men Who Are Dating say: No, & compliment you. Single Men say: Yes Married Men: Try to hide"
"What did the pizza man say to Jay Garrick? Hi, I'm Jay Garrick."
"A man walks into a bar. By the way, I'm the guy who accidentally knocked over Usain Bolt. Sorry, I'm not good with segways."
"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."
"Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers"
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"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"