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Joke of the Day
"(OC) what kind of headphones does Rhianna wear? Beats by kanye"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A ""Lickalotofpuss""."
"Jogging in place at a crosswalk makes you A) hole B) cool C) what I did there D) bag?"
"Pretty rude of my boyfriends' wife to keep posting pics from their trip to Aruba."
"I have no idea who invented ballet dancing but I'm willing to bet good money it was a guy trying to sneak back into bed after coming home pissed from a bar"
"Why are aspirins white? Because they actually work."
"The best part of being old for the holidays? Nobody bats an eye when you 'randomly fall asleep' in the middle of a conversation."
"TIFU by subscribing to the wrong subreddit Whoops, Wrong sub!"
"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."
"If at first you don't succeed... ...then sky diving is not for you."