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Joke of the Day

"What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade? Bangladesh"

"If Hillary wins in 2016, it's gonna be a huge year for shoulder pads"

"<-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch."

"What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom? One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America."

"Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae"

"I'm sick of tired of people soaking my floor with their wet umbrellas when they come over to visit. I think it's time to make a stand."

"Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay good money to see a lentil."

"Niantic's customer support minor text fixes Edit: The title **is** the joke."

"Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime? They were in ca*hoots*."