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Joke of the Day
"Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime? They were in ca*hoots*."
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"Just found out that my sexy new girlfriend stays in shape by playing football. She's a keeper."
"I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around"
"Clown 2: Sorry man. You got outvoted by us, 42-1. We want to listen to ICP Clown 1: My VW Bug. I'm driving the carpool. It's Streisand."
"What does a prostitute and a book have in common? For five dollars you can get one with crabs in it."
"My girlfriend keeps calling me immature. I guess the saying is true. You are what you eat."
"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""
"What's the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat will lie *on* your face. A politician will lie *to* your face."
"who called it your 4th stepfather instead of mom beau number 5"
"A protestor shouted, ""Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!"" A Trump supporter shouted back, ""That's not true..."" ""...he won't make it worse for Jews!"""