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Joke of the Day
"An American and a Muslim are at a bar. Who got there first? The drone."
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"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."
"Armageddon... ...tired of all these Rapture jokes."
"Ice skating is like walking in cursive"
"So the Pope joined twitter so he can ""Reach out to a younger generation."" He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that."
"BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento."
"I just used Oxi Clean for the first time, and it's amazing. I'm starting to think Michael Jackson put it in his bath water."
"Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way."
"Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin? Because he's aloof-a"