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Joke of the Day
"Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst thing to ever happen to a politician at a play"
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"Bad news, the police just seized our German holiday bread. They said it was stollen. Folks, they said it was stollen."
"For Sale: 5yr old BMW Turn signals like new!"
"As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse... You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen."
"How do you make a Jewish philosopher have a Eureka moment? Tell him the Final Solution."
"Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark? The octopus because it is well armed."
"Can Confirm. It's raining in South Carolina."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine"
"Try saying ""good luck"" without sounding sarcastic. Good luck."
"[Working in a hospital] ME: Well, this guy's autopsy is done NURSE: You mean tonsillectomy ME: Uh oh"