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Joke of the Day
"Can Confirm. It's raining in South Carolina."
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"We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore"
"I just don't understand these dirty cocktail names anymore... ...what on earth is a Penis Collider?"
"As I was leaving the club last night . . . . . . A male stripper suggestively swiveled his banana hammock in my direction. I'm flattered, but it was still kind of a dick move."
"A hamburger walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"One of the wheelchair basketball team players has been tested positive for WD40 :("
"Kanye West tweeted that Bieber's 'What Do You Mean?' was 2015's best song. The ""...which wouldn't happened without me"" tweet coming soon."
"How did Adolf tie his shoes? With two knotzies."
"How do you know if someone is a socialist? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Gotta hand it to midgets sometimes. You know, cause they can't reach and all."