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Joke of the Day

"I like my Jews... ...the way I like my coffee. Roasted."

"What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut? Menachem Vegan"

"What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack? Jail-O"

"A thimble, a battleship, a car, a wheelbarrow, a top hat, a dog, a shoe, and an iron walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here, can't be part of a Monopoly."""

"Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city. *enters initials"

"What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS"

"Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?"

"Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, ""Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"" The creamer replied, ""I'm half and half."" ^^^I'm ^^^Sorry."

"Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand."

"Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor."