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Joke of the Day

"99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code... Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code."

"I'm thinking of becoming one of those hot girl accounts where you show like 70% of your face and tweet about your period and wolves"

"What do you get when you have a blonde do a handstand? A brunette with bad breath."

"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"

"Why was the Native American so tired? Because he'd been up all night building ATP."

"""I'm so hard right now"" - math"

"What do you call a horny cow? Beef jerky :)"

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."

"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."