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Joke of the Day

"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."

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"My son told me that I wasn't the ""boss"" of him, so I showed him a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position."
"A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. ' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"When you ""assume"" you make an ""ass"" out of ""Ume,"" my Hawaiian buddy, who hates assumptions."
"(Dirty) What's good on a pizza but bad on a pussy? A thin layer of crust"
"How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco? Both of them."
"My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants"
"What do you call a vegetarian fart? Kale force wind!"
"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"
"I need a ""your penis is so ugly..."" Joke yep, thats what i need"
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