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Joke of the Day
"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."
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"Monica Lewinsky turns 39!! They grow up so fast...seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees puting everything in her mouth!!!"
"The shoulder belt retractor suddenly locked up this morning and now everyone in my car pool knows my safe word."
"so there's this group of people who are protecting a van they call themselves the Vanguard"
"When ur butt's wet It's called buttsweat"
"Here's a joke for all you Game of Thrones fans. One day Bran walks into a bar."
"Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: I was trying to keep up with traffic. Cop: There`s no traffic. Me: That`s how far behind I am!"
"There's only one kind of humor in Africa... Dry humor."
"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."
"We didn't take a video recording of our child's birth but we have some awesome video of his conception."