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Joke of the Day
"Standing closer to me in line will not get you to the checkout faster."
Next Joke
"How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay for the pizza."
"Now then - what's an oxymoron?"
"Q: Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!"
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating!"
"Come forth. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."
"You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears."
"Warning: NSFW Jokes"
"Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happend!"