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Joke of the Day

"I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar"

"If I had to pick between being a hardcore Democrat and being a hardcore Republican I would definitely choose a noose."

"Why can't ears have sex? They could get hearing AIDS!"

"Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board"

"After the ""incident"" at the family cabin, my Indian name is Bounces Off Deck."

"Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot."

"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"

"What is the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm!"

"I used to play hard to get until I realized that I was hard to want"

"One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies"