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Joke of the Day
"If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater."
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"How can you tell if your dog is gay? If he's sucking another dogs dick in the back of a gay dog night club."
"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."
"Where do Star Wars rebel officers eat? The Admiral Snackbar."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."
"What do pedophiles and climate change deniers have in common? [NSFW] They both enjoy fucking the next generation."
"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."
"We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already"
"What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a."
"I've been with the same woman for twenty years. Don't tell my wife. She'd kill me."