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Joke of the Day

"Probably just one for the Irish but who knows.. What's the difference between an apple and an orange? You can't get an apple bastard."

"What do you call a shitty bungalow? Dungalow."

"What's the fastest curry in the world? Usain Balti.."

"If I wanted a Joke Id just stick the microphone to your moms vagina, the last thing that came out was a joke"

"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"

"Come here you little vixen and let me take off your top. -me to my beer."

"Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane. Number 5 will blow you away."

"Who will win this Super Bowl's coin toss? Hillary Clinton"

"Computers are like old testament gods. Lots of rules and no mercy. Not mine, got it somewhere on the internet."

"[bar trivia night] and remember no using your phones unless it's an emergency me: [five minutes later] hello 911? are butterflies insects?"