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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from."

"What does a black person get after sex...??? A life sentence."

"Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28 and her other arm is just as big!"

"Gay Jokes Aren't Funny. Come on guys."

"What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata"

"Best Comebacks If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mother's teeth (leave more in the comments)"

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."

"Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers.. Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey"

"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"

"Quick question: can I breastfeed if I've had implants?"