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Joke of the Day
"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"
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"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"
"Today I learned to count in Taiwanese... TaiWan, TaiTwo, TaiThree!"
"I want my money back, these suppositories taste like shit."
"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"
"Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it."
"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"All I got for Christmas was a sweater, I would've preferred a moaner or a biter."
"My grandpa use to tell us about walking 10 miles to school. I tell my grandchildren about walking across the room to change channels!"
"What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !"