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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 12 year old protein? A pretein"
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"why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer? she can clean her crack and sell it again"
"Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound."
"*stares at phone* why cant i sleep *puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun* oh"
"Why can't Vader find a steady relationship? He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places"
"What do cows do in traffic? They moove"
"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."
"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"
"Pants Coworker: ""Do you wear the same pair of pants every day?"" Me: ""No, I just have Fifty Shades of Grey."""
"What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene."