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Joke of the Day
"I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?"
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"The most artistic boxer Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He's like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world."
"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."
"You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor."
"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"When life hands you 2 Lemons 1 cup sugar 2 tbsp flour 3 tbsp cornstarch 1 cup water 2 tbsp butter 4 eggs 1 pie crust you make lemon meringue"
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks."
"What do you call a retarded kid with no arms and one leg. Names."
"A math teacher ask his students, ""What is 5Q + 5Q?"" The class responds, ""10Q."" The teacher responds, ""You're welcome/"""
"I hate when people say ""women should stay in the kitchen"" ...how are they supposed to clean the rest of the house?"