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Joke of the Day

"The most artistic boxer Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He's like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world."

"I've been sleeping with my maid for the past 3 years. Just don't tell me wife, she hates it when I call her that."

"Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white? Because they read."

"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"

"This post is NSFW Jim brought a sword into the office."

"*points at self* the man.. *poimts at foot* the leg-end"

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point."

"I used to make a living crushing cans. It was soda pressing."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."

"I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house."