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Joke of the Day
"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""
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"[NSFW] I know one woman who prefers uncut cocks... And that would be my mother, obviously."
"(after bedtime) 3:DADDY COME INTO MY ROOM! Me: go to sleep. 3:YOU HAVE TO COME IN BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR YOU M: yes you can 3:NO I CAN'T"
"""Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"" ""I don't know, and I don't care."""
"World's Funniest Joke? Women's rights!"
"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."
"Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: So it could become a first-aid kit."
"Meeting new people and trying my best to act all sunglasses emoji."
"A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, ""It rings a bell but I can't be certain."""
"Autocorrect just changed ""Selfies"" to ""Selfless"" so I just took a picture without me in it."