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Joke of the Day

"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""

"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"

"Saw some kids building sandcastles on the beach so I ran and jumped on one of them. Then I wrecked his sandcastle."

"Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence"

"TIL I have something in common with Russell Wilson. [We're both not having sex with Ciara](http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/russell-wilson-ciara-aren-sex-article-1.2283745)"

"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."

"A little bit of rain and everyone forgets how to drive. Saw one guy try to start his car with a pancake."

"My girlfriend broke up with me She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away."

"I like to think that T.J. Maxx is what happens when Office Max takes off his tie and slips on a pair of shades."

"What is the best name for an acrobat? Phillip"