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Joke of the Day

"Hot air rises That explains why Donald Trump is so popular."

"RIP boiling water You will be mist. EDIT: AWESOME my gold cherry is gone!"

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'd like a beer"" And the second says, ""I'd like rum"" They didn't wanna get H20. They were in flint."

"Some young women are like bottles of wine They need to be tended to carefully and given time to mature, which is why I keep a few in my cellar."

"Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians... Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs? Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting."

"soup really pisses me off so i boiled all these soup ingredients in water to destroy them ah crap"

"I told a girl a joke. She said, ""Don't quit your day job."" I said, ""Thanks, I'm a comedian."""

"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."

"What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay"

"An Irishman walk out of a bar."