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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
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"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."
"What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double."
"Dinosaur joke What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss"
"Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!"
"I see your sister's sick burn and raise you mine. ""If you're gonna be a dick, wear a condom over your head."" She's 9."
"How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I am on hold."
"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"
"If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."