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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
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"1. Get preg 2. Transfer ur soul to fetus using Satanic alchemy 3. Give birth to yourself 4. Old body dies 5. Be a baby"
"Please may I have a new bum? Mines got a crack in it"
"One thing is for sure about people who want to do Bono. They want to screw U2. I'll show myself out..."
"It's cool that my girlfriend is willing to bear my child, but it would be way cooler if she gave birth to a bear."
"Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby"
"First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No it's imagination."
"What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro."
"I work out at the same time every day... tomorrow."
"What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it."