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Joke of the Day

"Hulk Hogan walks into a tanning salon and drops a saddle on the counter. ""Make me look like this brother!"""

"My wife and I always fight about my socks on the floor, so I threw them at her. Was arrested after she told the officers I socked her."

"Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting. Cons: Deez nuts freezing."

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"

"Turkey Is going to get served very soon"

"Me: Can you bring me a burrito Him: you want me to come over? Me: no. I want a burrito to come over."

"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid but few are blind."

"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."

"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."