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Joke of the Day

"Hulk Hogan walks into a tanning salon and drops a saddle on the counter. ""Make me look like this brother!"""

"What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp? Clickbait"

"What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up. "

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, feminists can't change anything."

"I forgot to wear my Halloween costume to work. I was gonna go as the Invisible Deaf Mute Man."

"How can you tell a dog is a cool dog? It swags its tail."

"When idiots talk to me, I just imagine they're saying, 'I'm an idiot,' over and over. Makes it easier to nod in agreement and not get cross."

"My spirit animal is this 9 yo, so calm and polite during girl sleepover drama, who just told me ""literally, nothing is interesting to me""."

"I don't drink water, unless it's been through a brewery first."

"Would you like to hear an original joke about Anal Beads...? Well, if you're lucky, later on in the night I might try to slip one in..."