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Joke of the Day
"What did the janitor get for his birthday? A urinal cake."
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"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little"
"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"
"If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold"
"Why shouldn't white people swim? Crackers get soggy when wet."
"I was walking through town yesterday, when I came across a large black man with a mohawk and jewellery. He said, ""I piy the fool."" I said, ""Hey, you missed a T."""
"What do I have in common with Franz Kafka? Neither of us have finished The Castle."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!"
"What did Sir Cumference receive after getting all over the 'D'? Pi(e)"
"What do you call a gay man's ball sack? Mud flaps."