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Joke of the Day

"What did the janitor get for his birthday? A urinal cake."

"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""

"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"

"How did one Brain apologise to the other? I'm cerebro"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An IN-VEST-IGATOR!"

"Why don't Italians do bondage? Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs."

"A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters"

"Computing Pirates What's a pirate's favorite computer language? Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C"

"How big is a circum? One of my friends said his dick was circumcised, and I was curious how big those are."

"Jokes about white sugar are common, but brown sugar? Demerara. "