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Joke of the Day

"How did one Brain apologise to the other? I'm cerebro"

"""Please. Make yourself at home."" *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*"

"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"

"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"

"Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'."

"""My night's about to get better now that you're turned on."" ... said the student to his printer when he finished his essay."

"2013 is nearly over so like this status if I've ever made you smile this year."

"I promised myself to stop jacking off to porn... It's gonna be hard for the next couple weeks."

"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."