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Joke of the Day

"One man asks another, ""What's the best thing about 28 year olds?"" ""There's twenty of them,"" replies the pedophile"

"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Pleasant and uplifting."

"Why do people browse reddit on the toilet? For shits n' giggles."

"At the pharmacist A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms. The druggist asked "" Would you like a paper bag?"" The guy shakes his head and says ""Nah, she ain't that ugly."""

"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"

"I want to repaint my room a shade of white... ...but I can't decide between ""eggshell"", ""beige"", or ""2016 Oscars""."

"I don't always correct someone's spelling but when I do, I google it first so I don't make an ass of myself."

"I tripped in front of Stephen Hawking. He lol'd."