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Joke of the Day
"What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !"
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"How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !"
"The year is 2057. iPhone 742 is released. The screen touches you."
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"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."
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"You can't sugar coat the truth with fat people... Or they'd probably eat that too."