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Joke of the Day

"So I said to Rhianna, ""what is it Chris Brown does that 's so attractive?"", and she said,... ""Beats me!""."

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"What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't? A widow."
"Why are there no casinos in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."
"Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster"
"I'm a optimist ...at least I think so"
"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."
"A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall building, he yells: DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL"
"I just dropped my phone in the toilet and for a second I stood over it and thought, ""That's where it belongs."""
"I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit."
"Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""defantely"""