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Joke of the Day

"I hate being bipolar. It's fucking awesome."

"What is the origin of the word ""Boob""? The ""B"" is the aerial view, the ""oo"" is the front view, the ""b"" is the side view."

"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."

"I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*"

"The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread."

"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."

"Where do man-splainers get their water? From a well, actually..."

"Having kids is like being at a press conference: ""No, you can't put the dog in the washer - next question."" ""No, you can't really fly -next"""

"Poeple dont read the user manual to know how to do it. But to see where they fucked up."

"What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction? Doctors Without Boners"