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Joke of the Day

"I scream, you scream, we all scream because we just witnessed a horrific highway wreck with multiple fatalities."

"When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ? :D"

"How are blizzards and men alike? You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last"

"I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them."

"Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits."

"Donald Trump is about to watch an episode of his current favorite TV show... Orange is the New Black"

"There once was an Italian chef He pastaway"

"Remember when putting something on the internet was the equivalent of hiding it in a vault on a planet your parents had never even heard of?"

"Knock Knock... Knock knock Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it's only a joke."

"If horror movies have taught me anything, it's lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as ""mother"" or ""father."""