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Joke of the Day
"How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted."
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"[doctors exam] ""I'm feeling a lump here. Here's another. You have several lumps."" -uh oh, what does that mean doc? ""it means you're fat"""
"Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months."
"My sister dropped her daughter at a nightclub last night. She said the drinking and dancing brought the labor on."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fish."
"My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. We are in a serious relationship."
"PERIOD! how can you tell the Romanian woman was on her period? she was wearing one sock"
"The best place to have a third nipple is on the palm of your hand so when you shake hands with someone you can sue for sexual harassment."
"How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1"
"I give new meaning to the word ""awesome."" At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry."