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Joke of the Day
"Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the M' is silent."
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"When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network ""HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"""
"Have you seen my cat? I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I hadn't . I like to help where I can."
"Why is everyone investing in Ireland? ... because the capital is always Dublin!"
"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a six-shooter"
"Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes."
"How do you call Kanye West's pizza? Cheezy Jeezy."
"How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill."
"""Can I buy you a drink?"" ""I'd rather just have the money"""