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Joke of the Day

"Friend: ""What's a good movie?"" Me: ""Snakes on a plane"" Friend: ""Whats it about?"" Me: ""Horses... horses on a boat"""

"How do you make an ant huge Add ""eleph"""

"*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler"

"What kind of seagull flies over a bay? A Bay-gull"

"I ran my car into a pole The poor bastard never saw me coming"

"What happens when you try to eat a fist full of rice? YOU GET KNOCKED OUT!!!"

"What do vegetables say when they go to party's? TURNUP!"

"What did the black horse name its daughter? Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work."

"I asked the guy in the Santa suit why he was following me around. He said he was Christmas stalking."

"What makes an octopus laugh? ten-tickles"