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Joke of the Day

"The silent ""p"" and ""s"" in ""Corps"" are why I have hardcorps trust issues."

"My hit song would be ""Text Me Only"""

"Black literature Why is there so little Black literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"

"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."

"A Joke I Thought Up in Stats Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%? It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!"

"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."

"I swallowed my keys It's a pain in the ass getting in and out of the doors."

"I got asked out by 7 girls today... I was in the girls washroom."

"I'm a kleptomaniac It's ok though, I'm taking something for it"