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Joke of the Day

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender who just moved in next door."

"Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year."

"So proton calls up electron and says, ""Electron! It's proton, where the hell are you?"" And electron says, ""Um, I don't know. But I can tell you were I probably am!"""

"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."

"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."

"Sorry I missed your facebook event, I was super busy not considering you a friend."

"What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."

"What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches? They Neverland."

"What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well."