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Joke of the Day
"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"
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"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer"
"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."
"Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?"
"I don't think a single person at the office noticed that I shaved off my mustache. All I heard all day long was, ""Where are your pants?"""
"What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair."
"She's Smart! ""You are so kind, funny and beautiful."" ""Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed."" ""And smart, too!"""
"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers, paper shirts and a paper hat... He was arrested for rustling."
"What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine? When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after"
"Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end."