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Joke of the Day

"I don't think a single person at the office noticed that I shaved off my mustache. All I heard all day long was, ""Where are your pants?"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake kindling and matches"

"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."

"I'm not the kind of girl to get mad and throw a drink in your face....that's wasteful. I'd drink it first and then glass you."

"It's an unwritten rule in girls' soccer that each team must have at least one Katie on the field at all times."

"My hope for you is that you someday find the end of your sentence"

"To where going Batman running fast? To the Bathroom"

"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."

"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"