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Joke of the Day
"I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won't burst your bubble."
Next Joke
"I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night."
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"My penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records... ...I wonder how long I can keep it here until I got kicked out of the library."
"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""
"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"
"While the worker was talking about computer parts he made my motherboard"
"How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?"
"Behind every great man... ...is a very surprised mother-in-law."
"HI? ""The test results came back positive. You have only able to speak in state abbreviations disease"" ME? ""yes"" OH ""sorry it's permanent"" OK"