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Joke of the Day
"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!"
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"WHAT IS SEX? HUSBAND: A minute of PLEASURE, then years of PRESSURE! WIFE: Moments of ECSTASY, followed by decades of SLAVERY! MISTRESS: Just stolen TIME, but never MINE! HOOKER: NEXT!"
"Now why do sumo wrestlers shave their armpits? To avoid being mistaken for feminists."
"What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool? A marajuannabe."
"The Israeli Prime Minister I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo."
"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."
"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"
"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"
"Watching Jon Stewart Feb. 4th Turd-accino, Jon really? It was right there in front of you!!!"
"PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid"