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Joke of the Day
"Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies."
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"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A RETARD AND A FUCKHEAD? AN AMERICAN! YOU GET AN AMERICAN!"
"What do a gynecologist and pizza delivery man have in common? They both can smell it, just can't eat it."
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed, Does that make you an iWitness?"
"Anyone who claims on the internet that the President is a Communist, should be forced to spend a year in 1934 Siberia."
"Dear guy who parked his Lexus across two parking spaces: Your car got paint on my keys."
"They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer."
"Every restroom says gentleman on it...since I'm a degenerate asshole I've been pissing in the trash cans outsidee them."
"What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark."
"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."