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Joke of the Day

"The first rule of Illiteracy Club is no reading. That was a test, and you failed. You're failing now. You're not welcome in Illiteracy Club."

"My friend said he almost got trapped at a camp site during a forest fire... ...He said it was pretty in-tents."

"Doritos - my own personal love triangles."

"Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round."

"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"

"What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black? Dearth Vader"

"What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan? Not being from Detroit."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift."

"Internet Explorer is so slow If this video takes any longer, the girl in it will be a legal age"

"Me: You have to be nice or Santa won't deliver any toys this year. 5: Me: 5: My brother lets me play with his."