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Joke of the Day
"Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round."
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"What's black and doesn't work? A quadriplegic chimney sweep."
"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"
"Apparently ""You probably don't hear this a lot, but I think you're quite attractive"" isn't a very good pickup line."
"Why did Bowie die? I guess he was shot through the heart"
"Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want."
"""Johnny the sky is the limit."" Thus, Johnny's dreams of becoming an astronaut were ruined."
"What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old? doesn't matter... must not look down.."
"How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb? Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again."
"Life is stupid. You can ACCIDENTALLY make a baby but you can't ACCIDENTALLY make a cake."