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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he almost got trapped at a camp site during a forest fire... ...He said it was pretty in-tents."

"Who tries to steal fool's gold'? A pyrite!"

"Reddit is like a friend that you think is really funny at first until you realize that they just repeat the same jokes over and over again."

"Why is santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year..."

"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"

"Young Billy stuck the knife into the outlet... He said it was a shocking surprise."

"I just found out that I missed a test on stolen flags last week. My teacher had it flagged as missing."

"How do narcissists remember everything? ...They have a photogenic memory."

"Said the porcupine, ""I just love prickled onions."""

"Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy? He wasn't ready for a Kermitment."