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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes."

"I'm making a horror film where a sadistic snowman sets death traps for other snowmen and they have to melt bits of themselves to escape.It's called Thaw."

"Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group."

"""What's your job?"" Programming. ""What's your hobby?"" Programming. ""What do you do when you're not programming?"" Think about programming."

"There are two types of people: Those who extrapolate from incomplete data... ...and those who understand the importance of error bars."

"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."

"3 Jews walk into a bar... Just kidding it was a gas chamber"

"*writing resume* Strengths? I'm great at multitasking *explosion in kitchen* My popcorn! *car crashes through fence* I forgot I was driving!"

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."

"Hilary's reaction to learning Bill has been cheating. ""I know."""