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Joke of the Day

"What does a German woman dial when a man won't take no for an answer Nein! Nein! Nein!"

"A friend told me there's a place like twitter called ""outside"" where people favorite each other by making eye contact and smiling. Unfollow."

"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this..."

"What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes? REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS"

"I like watching children run around at the park. They don't realize I'm using blanks."

"Why is Florida not an island?? Because Georgia sucks..."

"I saw a black man carrying a TV... so I was worried that mine had been stolen, but when I got home I found it was still mowing the lawn."

"Bad pirate jokes! I'll start. What be a pirate's favorite restaurant? You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's."

"I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision"

"I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it."