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Joke of the Day
"What does a German woman dial when a man won't take no for an answer Nein! Nein! Nein!"
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"If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive."
"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."
"What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines? Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once."
"How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw."
"Umm Leo, there has been a mistake... Steve Harvey wrote the cards."
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"I asked this woman if shed join the membership gnomesayin"