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Joke of the Day

"According to the BMI chart I am too short."

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."

"Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil."

"*on a first date* Me: [remembering how my friend said women like mysterious men] my favorite color is a secret"

"I was the principle subject in a lengthy experiment on laziness They told me the results but I couldn't be fucked listening."

"What was the physicist's favorite football team? The Houston Eulers."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"I.. I.. Just... :( A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America."

"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."