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Joke of the Day
"Why do gardeners make horrible cops? Because they keep planting evidence."
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"Why don't vegans eat chicken? Because it contains egg..."
"School is like a penis... Long and hard unless you're Asian"
"I'm all about fitness fit'ness whole burger into my mouth"
"What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans"
"I got arrested... I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years party, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"I hate when people leave their shit in the bathroom I don't know what's so good about the showers. The toilets are right next to them!"
"Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie? Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne"
"How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a ""crick"" noise."
"Another Tom Swifty ""I have only diamonds, clubs, and spades,"" said Tom heartlessly."