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Joke of the Day
"Why do gardeners make horrible cops? Because they keep planting evidence."
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"Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving."
"Did you know that Princess Di had really bad dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox."
"I know a guy who became a millionaire after marrying his wife Before that, he was a billionaire..."
"Whats prettier..... ....than watching Ivanka Trump lying on her bed on a Saturday morning? Ivanka Trump lying on MY bed on a Saturday morning."
"Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 ""males"" a day."
"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"
"Girls who say bestie are the worstie."
"What they say: ""Wow, you're really photogenic."" What they mean: ""Wow, this looks nothing like how ugly you actually are."""
"What's a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?"